After Beauty & The Geek ended and America’s Next Top Model, CW must have been desperate to fill air time. The latest reality show airing on CW is Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants.
Let me start by saying I actually love reality television and get addicted to watching the lives of characters. I have watched some fairly lame shows and found a way to enjoy them but not with this new piece of garbage. The show is based on mother-daughter pageant queens who compete to become “Crowned” and win $100,000…but if each week a team is de-sashed.
I find these mother-daughter duos very disturbing. The cougar-like mothers are trying with every last surgery to appear young again and the envy they have for their daughters is outright pathetic. The daughters are no better with their catty, spoiled, and bitchy attitudes and extremely poor acting skills.
So the characters on the show are horrible but the show itself is lame. The challenges they face are ridiculous. I actually wasted 20 minutes of my life watching these rejects learn to smile at a “Smile Clinic”. I honestly cannot say enough bad things about this show – It is horrible.
To sum up, don’t waste your time. You’ll get a better thrill watching paint dry. In its genre Crowned receives 0/5.
